Friday, October 12, 2012

mengumpul kegagalan pemikiran

Nak kata aku 'lampi'... katalaaah... I don't mind actually (It’s kind of cute - cursing cuteness!). Lampi a.k.a lambat pick up! Indeed, I am a 'blur' person and am trying hard to fix it....

Some of my 'lampiness' are:

One, thought that vantage and vintage are the same word with the same meaning! Epic failure... yes! Mega failure! (0_o). Right until now I can't imagine, how lampiiiii I am! (dictionary kaaannn banyaaakkkkk… Why? Why?).

Two, thought that coffee and chocolate are made from the same bean!! OMG!! The fact that a 7 years old can actually differentiate it made me kinda sick! But before I could innocently mention it to someone, my 'lampi' brain snap and save me from another kegagalan pemikiran!

Three, madonna and maradona - both are woman! Owh… Man, don't give me that kind of creepy, glaring look! I’m an innocent lady (T_T). Luckily, I solve this mystery in a matter of time, efficient enough to not creating another embarrassing moment in my life - million thanks to Mr. Google.

So here’s the answer to my major lampiness (kudos to Mr Google again):

One, vantage and vintage is definitely two different words:

vin·tage  (vntj)
1. The yield of wine or grapes from a vineyard or district during one season.
2. Wine, usually of high quality, identified as to year and vineyard or district of origin.
3. The year or place in which a wine is bottled.
a. The harvesting of a grape crop.
b. The initial stages of winemaking.
5. Informal
a. A group or collection of people or things sharing certain characteristics.
b. A year or period of origin: a car of 1942 vintage.
c. Length of existence; age.

1. Of or relating to a vintage.
2. Characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic.
3. Old or outmoded.
a. Of the best: played songs that were vintage Cole Porter.
b. Of the most distinctive: "Fatalism has coexisted with vintage American overconfidence" (Thomas Oliphant).

van·tage  (vntj)
a. An advantage in a competition or conflict; superiority.
b. A position, condition, or opportunity that is likely to provide superiority or an advantage.
2. A vantage point.
3. Sports An advantage.

vantage - place or situation affording some advantage (especially a comprehensive view or commanding perspective)
positionplace - the particular portion of space occupied by something; "he put the lamp back in its place"
vantage pointviewpoint - a place from which something can be viewed; "from that vantage point he could survey the whole valley"

Giving myself the idea of most common Vantage and Vintage:

vantage point view
another vantage point view

vintage glasses

vintage postcard

Two, coffee are made of coffee bean and chocolate are of coco bean! A+!! 

COCO bean


Three, Madonna and Maradona have different sex appeal! Of course, how can i missed that (glaring at myself!).

Madonna (born Madonna Louise Ciccone /ɪˈkn/ chi-koh-nay; August 16, 1958) is an American singer, songwriter, actress, director, dancer, and entrepreneur. She has sold more than 300 million records worldwide and is recognized as the world's best-selling female recording artist in history by Guinness World Records. Considered to be one of the "25 Most Powerful Women of the Past Century" by Time for being an influential figure in contemporary music, she is known for continuously reinventing both her music and image, and for retaining a standard of autonomy within the recording industry. Critics have praised her diverse musical productions which have also been known to induce controversy. Source: Wikipedia.

Diego Armando Maradona (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈdjeɣo maɾaˈðona], born 30 October 1960) is an Argentine football manager and former player. Many experts, football critics, former players, current players and football fans in general consider Maradona to be the greatest football player of all time.[5][6][7][8] He was joint FIFA Player of the 20th Century with Pele.[9][10]
He is the only footballer to set world-record contract fees twice, firstly when transferring to Barcelona for a then world record £5m, and secondly, when transferred to Napoli for another record fee £6.9m. During his professional club career Maradona played for Argentinos JuniorsBoca JuniorsBarcelonaNapoliSevilla and Newell's Old Boys. In his international career, playing for Argentina, he earned 91caps and scored 34 goals. Source: Wikipedia.

Done! Answering my epic fail thought! When next time lampiness occur again.... keep calm and start googling (if the word even exist!)!

iman nur aima


  1. itu bukan kegagalan tapi kelebihan kebolehan memikirkan apa yang kita tak nak fikirkan dalam satu masa...

  2. hahaha....terima kasih....komen yang sungguh tak dijangka :)